A Very Interesting Holiday

I woke up this morning to a funny gobbling sound. I figured it was the kids making turkey sounds. Well, I was wrong. It was the cat. I was staring at him trying to comprehend what my senses were taking in, when he just opened his mouth and gobbled at me. So, bieng me, i asked him how he started gobbling. To my amazement he said he couldn't help it. He said he got on the stove and ate some of the Thanksgiving turkey while i wasn't looking. Then he got these stupid hiccups. I had to go into the kitchen to see what he was talking about because i didnt even start the turkey yet. Well, sure enough there was a turkey all roasted and brown sitting on the stove. And the dog was standing there with a baster, just basting the turkey like it was normal. I went back to my room to see if I was still in bed and this was a bad dream. But I wasn't still in bed asleep. So I went back to the kitchen and asked the dog why he was basting the turkey. Well, of course, in my house of smart alecks, he said thats how it stays moist. So I just chuckled and went to shower and dress. When i got back to the kitchen the dog and cat were chatting over coffee like anyone would. I asked what else was on the menu for dinner and they laughed and said they ate the turkey because it sounded like a good breakfast. Well, the rest of the family got home and I explained to them what happened and they called the mental ward to have me committed. Then they walked into the kitchen and decided we were all delusional. So, they told the mental ward that they dialed the wrong number. We couldn't figure out how to get the dog and cat back to normal and the cat had those hiccups again. We tried to scare them out of him. He tried to run but kept slipping on the hardwood floor. It was kinda funny, but sad at the same time cause he still had the hiccups. SO we decided we'd have hamburgers and hot dogs fot Thanksgiving dinner and went to bed witht he cat and dog standing in the kitchen drinking coffee. We woke up the next morning and the dog and cat were back to normal, but it was the day before Christmas!