Today

Alfred asked about the pumpkins. He wanted to know if he could eat them yet. But the pumpkins weren't ready to be eaten. They weren't ready to be picked. They weren't even orange yet. They were still little green things on the vines. But Alfred wanted the pumpkins now. So he found some orange things and ate them. But they didn't taste like pumpkins they tasted like oranges. Because Alfred they were oranges. So he tried something else that was kinda like a pumpkin, but it's was a squash. It didn't taste like a pumpkin either. So Alfred waited. And waited. And waited some more. And finally the pumpkins were ready to eat. BUT! Alfred didn't want pumpkins anymore. He wanted Christmas cookies.