Tuesday, March 11, 2014

When the Photocopiers Came to Life

The photocopiers came to life one day and threw up all over the office.

Yep, you read that right. They came to life and started walking around the office spewing papers, ink and words all over the place. No one knew what to make of it. They just sat there in their cubicles and watched. Until one of the photocopiers farted into one of the cubes. Black ink clouds went everywhere and it  smelled bad. At that point someone yelled, "Call the Ghost Busters!"

Then everyone started running out of the building because the color copier tried to eat the managers yucky green sweater for lunch. That was when everyone got scared and started to run. The manager was soon consumed and the chaos stopped. The air cleared and everyone went back in the building. But the color copier never worked correctly again. And there were always yucky green stripes on everything that it printed.

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