When the Photocopiers Came to Life

The photocopiers came to life one day and threw up all over the office.

Yep, you read that right. They came to life and started walking around the office spewing papers, ink and words all over the place. No one knew what to make of it. They just sat there in their cubicles and watched. Until one of the photocopiers farted into one of the cubes. Black ink clouds went everywhere and it  smelled bad. At that point someone yelled, "Call the Ghost Busters!"

Then everyone started running out of the building because the color copier tried to eat the managers yucky green sweater for lunch. That was when everyone got scared and started to run. The manager was soon consumed and the chaos stopped. The air cleared and everyone went back in the building. But the color copier never worked correctly again. And there were always yucky green stripes on everything that it printed.

The Strange Noise

The strange noise wouldn't stop. I searched everywhere for where the noise was coming from. But I haven't found it yet. No one else seems to hear the noise besides me. I'm starting to think I'm going crazy. Finally Boo said she heard the noise too. But she couldn't find its source either. We searched and searched for days, but nothing. We began to grow accustomed to the noise and we started ignoring it. Then the noise changed. So we couldn't ignore it anymore. Again we looked and looked for the source of the noise. Everyone started laughing at us, because we still couldn't find where the noise was coming from. Finally we just gave up on trying to find the noise. That was when we realized.....it was our shoes making the noise.