I woke up this morning to what sounded like the dog slipping on the hardwood floor. But when i made it out to the living room it wasn't the dog at all. It was a giant spider dressed as a pumpkin on roller skates. I was so amazed. It was like a scene from a movie only better. I asked the spider what he was doing in my living room. (Wrong question) He said he was slipping on roller skates on the hardwood floor on roller skates. So to make the noise stop I gave the spider some sneakers to wear. So he sat down after much persuading and put on the sneakers and we went for a walk. Well the walk was very long and we had good conversations about all kinds of things. When we got back to the house he said, "I am sorry, but i have to eat you now." "You can't eat me," I said, "I gave you sneakers. Way would you want to eat me?" He said," I have to eat something." OH NO!!! He ate the neighbors dogs. They were kind of annoying, but it was horrible.So after the spiders snack he decided to try the roller skates again, but outside this time. and he rolled right out of the driveway into the street. There were people swerving and people screaming. The spider scared most of them and they all started running away. so the spider decided that he wanted to try and drive a car. OH MY!!! I didn't believe it. He squeezed himself into a Mini Cooper. I was so amazed that he was able to fit in there that i went up to the window to talk to him and....well....he jumped out and ate me. So I send this story to you from the belly of a giant spider dressed as a pumpkin on roller skates.
So everyone beware if you find a giant spider in your living room.
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