My Very Long and Boring Day

Today has been very long and boring. Some strange woman came up to me and asked if I had a cookie for her belly button. I said I didn't have a cookie today but she could have a gumball. Well, she went on her way with a gumball in her belly button and a smile on her face. I called my mother and told her what happened. She laughed so hard milk came out her nose. There was no way to stop her from laughing. So I hung up the phone and let her laugh. So anyway, the day went on being long and boring. A purple monkey tried to steal my snow blower for his summer home in the tropics, I told him he didn't need a snow blower for the tropics, but he insisted he did and he took the snow blower. Next thing I knew it was lunch time and my brother had packed me a hedgehog and a pineapple. I wasn't very hungry so I took the hedgehog to play with the other animals in the science lab.He liked it. I didn't know what to do with the pineapple, so I threw it onto the roof of the school for the birds. Finally the day was coming to an end. I was walking home when a penguin jumped out of the bushes and karate chopped me for stepping on the crack in the sidewalk. I ran the rest of the way home and that was how my very long and boring day went today!