The Photocopiers

Photosaurus Rex, Photoceratops and Copymimus were all good friends who lived in the savage land of the "Office". Now these friends had issues with the vicious Fax People. They thought that these fax people kept making them sick, so they went to see the out cast Jammodactyl. Well they explained everything to Jammodactyl and waited for his reply. They waited and waited and waited some more. Then Photosaurus Rex kicked Jammodactyl and he started up. Jammodactyl apologized for the delay. He explained that sometimes he got stuck on colors. The three friends were a bit hesitant in answering his questions after that. They began to think that he was a bit crazy. They now knew why he was an outcast. He got stuck a few more times before he really got started trying to puzzle out their problem. Finally it all came out. And the three friends went home and pondered what he said.....

"The easiest way to get rid of the evil fax people is to become one of them. Only then can you understand."

Photosaurus Rex thought he meant that he needed to make funny noises like the fax people. So he started making really funny noises. Photoceratops thought that he ment that he needed to try and send things through the phone lines. So he tries really hard to send things thru the phone lines. Copymimus thought it meant that he should run out of paper faster. So he made sure that he ran out of paper really fast. But they still got sick and they all went back to Jammodactyl for an explanation. Jammodactyl was surprised at how they took his words of wisdom. He chuckled and told them that they all vastly misinterpreted what he said. Jammodactyl told them that he meant for them to stop blaming the fax people for making them sick. He said they are getting sick because they are older and they have been working too hard. They finally realized what he meant and rebelled against the most evil humans and the fax people joined in the rebellion.

What Happens on Halloween Night?

Do you know what happens on Halloween night? No?!?!?!?! Well I'll tell you what happens. All the little gremlins come out an steal the children. Then the gremlins go door to door yelling trick or treat. So they can get candy an other treats.


Thats not what happens on Halloween night! You shouldn't tell fibs like that. Now tell the nice people what really happens on Halloween night.


Okay! Okay! So, on Halloween night all the children go and steal the gremlins and make them go around and say trick or treat. So they can can get all the kids candy and treats. This way the kids don't have to do anything to get all the candy.

No! No! No! You need to stop telling fibs! And what is your fixation on gremlins? You have to tell the truth about Halloween. There are no gremlins who steal children or children who steal gremlins. You should tell them about the pumpkins and costumes and things.

Alright, alright! So anyway there are pumpkins. They are these really big purple things that jump up and take bites out if children who walk by them. And the costumes, well they throw nets to try and catch the pumpkins. But sometimes they catch the children. So then the costumes take the candy the kids collected from the houses.

You are hopeless!! You don't seem to know the first thing about Halloween. I will tell everyone what happens on Halloween night....The little people get dressed up in costumes, carve scary face on pumpkins and run a muck in the streets yelling trick or treat. They get all sorts of candy and goodies from every house they go to. The kids say thank you, get a candy rush, and sleep very well that night when they get home. That's what happens on Halloween night.

Are you sure there are no aliens from outer space that suck out the kids brains and make them candy zombies?

Yes, I'm sure. Good Night!


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

The Day the Dinosaurs Came to Visit

Today the Dinosaurs came to visit. We were sitting at the table having tea when there was a knock on the door. When we opened the door it was the Dinosaurs. They came to hang out with us. So we offered them some tea and cake. We all finished our tea and cake and went outside for a game of hide and seek. T-Rex was it so he started counting and we all hid. It was easy for most of us to hide, but Spinosaurus and Appatosaurus had a little trouble. Rex found them first. Finally after a long time Rex called "Olly Olly Oxen Free" and we all came out of hiding. We all decided we should play a different game. So we tried volley ball, but Gallamimus kicked the ball all the way across town. So we didn't play anything for a while. Finally we figured out what we could play. We all decided we could play "Dinosaurs"! The Dinosaurs were really good at this game and the people were good with the plastic ones. So we all played "Dinosaurs" for a while and then we all decided that we were all hungry. Luckily we had Dino-Sized burgers in the freezer, so Rex and Spinosaurus wouldn't eat anyone. We all had burgers and chips. Appatosaurus had a few veggie burgers and some of the pine tree. We all had a good day. But it was time for the Dinosaurs to go home. We all said our good-byes and said we would come to visit them soon and have a good day. And that's what happens when the Dinosaurs come to visit for the day.

An Amazing Day

Today was an amazing day. I went to work like normal and started my day off the way it always does, with pop-tarts for breakfast at my desk. I got a call from a friend of mine who tod me they won the lottery and were going to move to Australia. I was like..."Wow! Congrats!" And they were like "yeah! I cant believe it!". So the day went on I was happy fro my friend and that made my day a little brighter. So there i was typing along with the beat of my music and the ceiling fell down around me. Aparently there was a giant Babboon that fell from a plane and landed right on top of my office building. The poor babboon did not survive the fall. But my manager called the zoo anyway to see what we should do with it. And the zoo told us that the plane was supposed to be landing and delivering this particular babboon to them becasue it was an endangered species. Well, that was the end of the line. One of my co-workers decided to protest the planes and the people who fly them. How could the people on the plane let the poor babboon jump off the plane wihtout a parachutte? And so...on that note...lets continue. The zoo came and got the babboon and we had the roof fixed. I was sad because i liked my temporary sun roof. Well back to typing to the beat of the music and then Frank jumped up and yelled that ther were ants in his pants. He started to run about the office yelling about the ants and asked for help to get them out of his pants, so Bob decided to give Frank his anteater to try and get the ants out. Well the ant eater ate all the ants and Frank and Bob went back to work. So did I. By this time it was lunch time and we all had a good time eating and compaining about the silly things people email us about all day. Then it really happened! The whole office sank under the ground and we have been stuck here since. we can still work and we have plenty of samples in the freezers to eat for a few days but we have to figure out how to get out of here. "I want to go home!!!!!" :(

My Very Long and Boring Day

Today has been very long and boring. Some strange woman came up to me and asked if I had a cookie for her belly button. I said I didn't have a cookie today but she could have a gumball. Well, she went on her way with a gumball in her belly button and a smile on her face. I called my mother and told her what happened. She laughed so hard milk came out her nose. There was no way to stop her from laughing. So I hung up the phone and let her laugh. So anyway, the day went on being long and boring. A purple monkey tried to steal my snow blower for his summer home in the tropics, I told him he didn't need a snow blower for the tropics, but he insisted he did and he took the snow blower. Next thing I knew it was lunch time and my brother had packed me a hedgehog and a pineapple. I wasn't very hungry so I took the hedgehog to play with the other animals in the science lab.He liked it. I didn't know what to do with the pineapple, so I threw it onto the roof of the school for the birds. Finally the day was coming to an end. I was walking home when a penguin jumped out of the bushes and karate chopped me for stepping on the crack in the sidewalk. I ran the rest of the way home and that was how my very long and boring day went today!

Belladonna Silverweb

Belladonna Silverweb was amazed when she found out she could do magick. Her parents couldn't do magick, but her Great Grandmother Lavendar could. Bella went to spend the summer with her Great Grandmother and found out all about the families past. most of the women in the family were witches and some had even been tried and found guilty at the Salem Witch Trials in Massecheutts. She was so facinated that she began a family tree and tried to trace it back as far as she could. she found out that the only women in the family so far that had not had magickal powers were her mother and her grandmother. There were still people in Salem who wanted the Silverweb Family out at any cost. Some people still held on to the old prejudices that were once in practice. This upset Bella very much. People always seem to fear things they cannot understand, things and people that are different from them and what they believe.
Bella visited her Great Grandmother Lavendar every summer and everytime school let out for vacation. She wanted to find out all she could about the family and her powers. She wanted to prove to the people that witches are not all bad.