Today was a very interesting day. I went to work on my bike.I'm trying to get into a healthier lifestyle, but that's not what is interesting. The interesting part came later in the day. It all started at lunch time. We went to Wendy's and my friend went mad while standing in line. She started yelling that the chicken patties were going to escape. We didn't know what to do but when it was our turn to order she stopped. Then when she ordered her drink the soda fountains all started pouring out at once with out anyone touching them. But the soda didn't flow on to the floor. Instead it went up and splashed on the ceiling and lights. But that's not the weirdest part. Nope. The weirdest part came when the burgers started mooing and running all over the store. Well we all ordered the spicy chicken and sat down to enjoy the show. We kinda thought it was funny. My friend was no longer crazy so she was enjoying it too. Suddenly, the chicken nuggets started flying around and dive bombing everyone in the store. We decided it was time to leave, so we did. As we ran out of the store everything stopped. It was really strange. So anyway, we went back to work laughing about what happened. We all went back to our cubes and work resumed. Nothing out of the ordinary until our IT guy stood up on his desk and started singing Frank Sinatra songs. Not sure why he started doing that but it was kinda funny. The manager told him to stop or he would be voted off his desk. So he stopped and then she started to sing opera. And we all ran out of the office. She got offended and locked herself in the bathroom. We all came back in after that. It was quiet for all of five minutes and then, well you're never going to believe what happened then....the Purple People Eater fell through the roof and started dancing and playing music. Well the day continued with everyone dancing and singing in their cubes. When five o'clock came the Purple People Eater vanished and my friend was shaking me. He said I fell asleep and was shouting, singing and dancing the whole time. So I guess it was all a dream.
Or was it?
