Do you know what happens on Halloween night? No?!?!?!?! Well I'll tell you what happens. All the little gremlins come out an steal the children. Then the gremlins go door to door yelling trick or treat. So they can get candy an other treats.
Thats not what happens on Halloween night! You shouldn't tell fibs like that. Now tell the nice people what really happens on Halloween night.
Okay! Okay! So, on Halloween night all the children go and steal the gremlins and make them go around and say trick or treat. So they can can get all the kids candy and treats. This way the kids don't have to do anything to get all the candy.
No! No! No! You need to stop telling fibs! And what is your fixation on gremlins? You have to tell the truth about Halloween. There are no gremlins who steal children or children who steal gremlins. You should tell them about the pumpkins and costumes and things.
Alright, alright! So anyway there are pumpkins. They are these really big purple things that jump up and take bites out if children who walk by them. And the costumes, well they throw nets to try and catch the pumpkins. But sometimes they catch the children. So then the costumes take the candy the kids collected from the houses.
You are hopeless!! You don't seem to know the first thing about Halloween. I will tell everyone what happens on Halloween night....The little people get dressed up in costumes, carve scary face on pumpkins and run a muck in the streets yelling trick or treat. They get all sorts of candy and goodies from every house they go to. The kids say thank you, get a candy rush, and sleep very well that night when they get home. That's what happens on Halloween night.
Are you sure there are no aliens from outer space that suck out the kids brains and make them candy zombies?
Yes, I'm sure. Good Night!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
